Elva Jean Cries for Her Lovies in the Washing Machine

Elva Jean sure loves her lovies! Elva's lovies are her very best friends; when they are together, the fun never ends! But one day--one very rainy, super-soggy, icky-squishy muddy day--her lovies got terribly dirty! Find out why Elva's lovies were so filthy and why it's important to obey.2

-- Jodie Hockett-Davis